Friday, January 21, 2011

30 random lols for the day

1. Futurama owls.

(We're OWWWWL exterminators!)

2. Tachikomas.


3. Kids saying the darndest things at rallies for marriage equality.

4. Terrible puns.

5. Your mom, your face, and your mom's face.

6. Lesbian Spank Inferno.


("As an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact. The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].")

8. The entire game of Portal.

9. The song at the end of Portal.

10 The fact that said song was written by Jonathan Coulton.

11. The fact that said song is also downloadable on Rockband.

12. DaVinci's Notebook. Best. Band. Ever.

13. Yoshizawa Hitomi's impression of Matsuura Aya...priceless.

14. Imagining Commander Shepard singing "Don't Fear the Reaper" on karaoke night.

15. My cat, especially when she sleeps on her head.

16. Lolcats.

17. Minions from Despicable Me.

(Good're a suppository.)

18. Calvin and Hobbes

19. The band geeks episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

20. Ponyo eating ham :D

21. Weapons-grade baloneyum

22. Banana hammock.

23. Old Jews telling jokes :D

24. The massive number of people who have seriously asked me if I'm Jewish :P

25. Cracking ass during yoga.

26. The Bloody Mess perk in Fallout
27. Killing zombies.

28. Garrison Keillor's "Pontoon Boat" monologue. Classic.

29. Cats, laser pointers....etc.

(I would so do this if I were a cat.)

30. This:

1 comment:

Daskaea said...

I think it's about time you converted. You're more Jewish then some Jews I know. <3