Thursday, March 15, 2012

AKB48 plays community candy...WITH OUR HEARTS!


(Oh, the huge manatee!!)

So AKB48 recently made this super-awesome porno, right?  It was the schoolgirl-on-girl'enist shwabang since Nurses on Maids on Tentacle Sheep with Butt Plugs 5 (.com)!  Around the world, churches, temples and monasteries spontaneously burst into flames when this earth-shattering, sexuality-busting flick hitting the airwaves.  Several reports of glowing naked people floating up into the sky have also surfaced.

The minty freshness of this hot lesbo clip is inescapable, but there will be consequences, internet experts say.  New estimates have now put the end of the world at Canada Day, 2013, after nuclear power plants and missile silos around the world experience simultaneous meltdowns and Joseph Kony massacres all the impressionable college world-savers headed to serve developing countries.  By this point, the boobquaketastic countries of Canada, the US, Australia, France, and Brazil will have already fallen into the sea after the Great War on Christmas, 2012.

Harold Camping, Mahmoud Ahmedinijad and Rick "The Froth" Santorum were all unavailable for comment.

When asked how this fresh Asian sexfest impacted their own, rapidly shortening lives, people were quick to comment, making brilliant and insightful observations:

"...watch high school lesbo act performed by any young girls, with or without talent [IS SUPER HAWT]."
"I think it is cute [AND I WANT TO HUMP ALL THE THINGS]!"
"das pretti gey bruh [BECAUSE SPELLING IS SO UNHAWT, UNLIKE THIS]!!"



Experience the fanservice, fuckbuddies.

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